Door Nobs or Door Knockers | Novelty Door Hangers

Novelty Door Hangers

Five double sided novelty door hangers to let the world know how you're feeling!

Perfect gifts for friends, lovers, co-workers and anyone with a sense of humour.

Door Nobs include:

• Be Gentle With Me...And my 10 inch Penis!
• The Love Doctor is in.....Do you have an appointment.
• Do Not Open Door, My Willy Is Trapped In The Keyhole
• Sex machine, Just Turn Me On And I'll Go For Hours
• I Boldly Go, Where Not Many Have Gone Before
• The Love Shack, It's Where The Magic Happens...
• Sex Therapist Inside, First Session Free
• Alpha Male, Fancy A Ruck?
• Come Back Later, I'm Looking At Porn
• Give Me Five Minutes, Your Mum Needs To Get Her Clothes Back On

Door Knockers include:

• High Maintenance, but Totally Worth it!
• Hung Over Please Be Gentle With Me
• Bad Hair Day, Not Accepting Visitors
• Go Away, Unless you are sorry and have flowers!
• Position Available, Spoon or Missionary Acceptable
• P*ss Off, Unless You Have Vodka or Chocolate
• On A Diet, Unless That's An Eclair In Your Pocket
• Mistress Is in, Kneel Before Me Slave!
• Keep Out! It's The Time Of The Month
• Princess Inside, Enter and Curtsey

Size - Approx 26cm x 14cm (Widest point)